A New Era or the Last Message

A New Era or the Last Message

17/10/2025

Am I finally a doctor, or still the quiet watcher in the crowd?

Today’s induction melted all my emotions into jelly.

I felt like crying.

I felt like running to give them all a tight hug.

I felt like pulling back the hands of times so we could relive the memories.

But no… that would be selfish, dragging others back into the shege of COLVET.

There, there… I’m no doctor yet 😁

But I am proud of them all.

I posted over thirty-two graphics on my status, left my Aizen like aura farming to celebrate my seniors.

Soon, I too will wear the name Doctor and before the age of twenty.

Impressive, isn’t it?

Now, hehehe… how did I hunt for rice?

Mwahhhh.

Omo, the eternal tactic I picked from the ancient barbarians.

It’s either you:

Dance for the food.

Greet the celebrant’s mother till she feels ashamed letting you leave empty-handed.

Or hang around the freshly inducted doctor till they shock your mouth with donut or Okpa and Pepsi.

There’s also the “have mercy, I’ve not eaten for days” tactic, but that one is reserved for late arrivals or when other seasoned corporate beggars are already in the field.

How did the Ghost Doctor secure twenty-six plates of food+11 drinks , you may ask?

Let me share the steps that have guided my inductorial feeding since 2022.

1. Drop your steeze in the hall. You’ll recover it later.

2. Clean makeup. Hide your rings, anything wey fit expose say you guide. In short, look hungry.

3. Target the not so crowded tents.

4. Never line up for Amala or eat on the spot meals if you have a tiny belly.

5. Latch onto the doctors like ticks. Don’t worry, the food was brought for you.

6. Realize this is a battlefield. Your enemy is your friend.

7. Avoid going to tents while carrying more than three packs, they’ll see you as greedy.

8. Be funny.

9. Say thank you, so others behind can get their share.

10. Never visit a tent more than twice.

Now that Step 8 alone got me three packs from one tent.

How?

When she started serving, I said, “On this segment” and everyone burst into laughter.

Before they knew it, they’d packed and packed and packed, handed it over, and I smiled, hid my loot under one Sienna, and continued hunting.

I’d love to write more,

but this rice won’t eat itself.

Congratulations, Doctors.

I am proud of you, truly.

Go into the world and become the dream you once whispered in secret.

And to those planning to apply these tactics at my induction 😹😹😹 that level of genjutsu won’t work on me 😹😹😹

Signing out… for now, or forever?

#InkOfTheShadows

#InductorialChronicles#

Written By: Ghost Doctor.