IT'S TIME TO REIGNITE THE RIVALRY: AVMS LEAGUE IS BACK!

 

  

Why Your Favorite Team Always Loses (And It's Not Because of the Refs... or Is It?)

 THE AVMS LEAGUE IS BACK!!!

Ah, the agony of defeat! Are you tired of watching your favorite college football team trip over their own feet and face-plant into the grass? Do you find yourself screaming on the field, "HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT TACKLE?!" only to realize you're yelling at a group of sleep-deprived, garri-fueled college students?

Well, wonder no more! Here are the top reasons why your favorite team always seems to find new and creative ways to lose:

- The Curse of the Overhyped Team: You know the saying: "Pride comes before a fall... and a 30-point loss to the worst team in the league."

- The "We're-Not-Communicating-But-We're-All-Good" Team Dynamic: When your team's players are more concerned with their individual Fortnite stats than, you know, actually talking to each other on the field, it's a recipe for disaster.

- Coaching Decisions That Will Leave You Scratching Your Head: "Let's go for it... from our own 10-yard line!"

-Injuries, Bad Luck and That One Guy who is playing rubbish during the Game: Sometimes, no matter how well your team is playing, injuries and bad luck can just plain old ruin everything. It's like the universe is conspiring against your team!

- The Other Team is Just Better (But Don't Tell Your Team That): Ouch, harsh reality check! Sometimes, your favorite team just isn't the best team on the field. But hey, that's what makes sports so exciting, right?

This season, six teams will clash on the pitch, each determined to emerge victorious. Will Blazers FC retain their title, or will a new champion be crowned?Can the Black Lions make a comeback and reclaim their former glory? Will the Halsteads win one last time before they ride off into the sunset? And what tricks does Black Panther FC have up their sleeve? One thing's for sure – it's going to be an unforgettable ride!

The teams:

1. Nikita FC

2. Black Phoenix

3. Blazers FC

4. Black Lions

5. Halstead

Who will reign supreme? Stay tuned to find out!

Morenikejimi A olaleye

Associate editor III, AVMS Editorial board.